Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when... →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours. You: Yeah, sure thing. Next hour and a half… And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...
my eyes don’t tear, doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t cry. Just because I come off strong, doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong.
YOU, WHY YOU GATTA BE SO MEAN!
Learn & Grow from your past mistakes and...
STUPID SKINNY UGLY BITCHES!
I’m quite jealous LOL >_
Real men go for curves, only dogs like bones.– Unknown (via yiinny)
thehomiesantini: this is really touching “We think too much and feel too little.” WOW 0_o I like this much
We're all hypocrites.
One way or another we’ve done things we promised we would never do. We’ve said things we promised we would never say. We’ve told advices, even we can’t follow. That’s where some promises are meant to be broken. Cause one way or another, we’re just human. We make mistakes, and do things we know we shouldn’t.
The best times to kiss a girl
ishyogirlnessajoy: When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes...